My dad bought me One Direction
every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
I was debating with my brother if DJ Khaled was a duck or human because one time he laid eggs for three days. It turned out that he was part snake.
I’m glad that Hillary came out as a lesbian, but finding out via her sex scandal with Melania Trump was something else.
“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*
the most powerful man in the world
Ya’ll if this man ever gets bitten by a zombie we’re all fucked
Except Tina, she’s gonna be so lucky having him
You eat pussy like that?
